2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on
3. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
5. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.