A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be 10 again," she replied.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." She said.